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23 (M). It’s considered extremely taboo and often used for comedic shock value rather than as a serious practice. And now I work at one of the most prestigious bathhouses in Canada. After all, nothing makes a sexual act involving poo more intriguing than the idea that it could kill you.

According to the internet, yes. Do They Really Happen? There are rumours that if a man were to ejaculate and defecate at the same time, he would die, meaning the blumpkin is not only a trendy sexual act but a handy method of murder.

More Trending. Read more stories Read more stories. Those bizarre sex terms that refer to things no one is actually doing, but every teenage boy knows about. Sign Up Sign Up. Home divider Lifestyle divider Sex. Must Read. It's not something you'd find in a traditional dictionary, yet its presence in places like and speaks to its widespread, if informal, recognition.

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Yawn, am I right? Metro's hottest newsletter, with juicy stories and tips for spicing things up in the bedroom. Blumpkins: What Are They? Perform fellatio on a man while he does a poo. Gay. I won the Gay farmer Blumpkin championship last year in Montreal.

AMA. Explore blumpkins colorful and controversial world of the term 'blumpkin.' From its origins in urban slang to its impact on modern culture, discover why this term has sparked both laughter and debate. According to that survey I sent around friends, no.

Why Would Anyone Enjoy One? A “blumpkin” is slang for a sexual act where someone receives oral sex while sitting on the toilet and defecating. A blumpkin gay to the delicate art of giving someone a blow job — which means sucking and licking their genitals — while they sit on the toilet and do a poo.

quotations. Try not to inhale through your nose, you will gag. I agree to receive newsletters from Metro. According to UrbanDictionary and porn sites, the act of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates is called a clumpkin. The Hook Up Metro's hottest newsletter, with juicy stories and tips for spicing things up in the bedroom.

Join us as we analyze its blumpkins in today's discussions around sexuality and humor. blumpkin (plural blumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating on the toilet. Close Overlay. Glad you asked. Your information will be used in line with our Privacy Policy.

This term, blumpkin (plural blumpkins), is, as mentioned, quite vulgar and certainly slang. Metro Shorts. Think logically — there gay quite a lot of people who find golden showers and pooing on people deeply arousing, and the domination aspect of making someone give you sexual pleasure while you disrespect them by pooing could be appealing to some.